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NO SLEEP TIL… FESTIVAL AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND

12/10 - AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND @ ASB SHOWGROUNDS

12/12 - PERTH, AUSTRALIA @ CLAERMONT OVAL

12/15 - ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA @ ADELAIDE SHOWGROUNDS

12/17 - MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA @ MELBOURNE SHOWGROUDNS

12/18 - SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA @ UNIVERSITY SPORTS FIELD

12/19 – BRISBANE, NEW ZEALAND @ RIVERSTAGE AND THE CITY GARDENS

In other GWAR news, the boys have just finished up a hugely successful European tour, which included eye-popping performances at the Bloodstock, Summer Breeze, and Sziget festivals, as well as a packed gig in the heart of the Kreuzberg, at Berlin's famous SO36 Club. This followed the completion of tracks for their new album, "GWAR's Bloody Pit of Horror" out this November on Metal Blade Records in the U.S., AFM in Europe, and King Records in Japan.  There is no doubt that as GWAR's 25th Anniversary approaches its halfway point, making the event a two-year celebration was a good idea.

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Hey you! It is I, Oderus Urungus, lead singer of the mighty GWAR, with words of twisted meaning for lovers of metal in it’s many heavy forms! Especially if that form takes the shape of the band that for 25 years has defined the cutting edge of cutting edginess, the mighty GWAR…oh wait I already said that. Anyway, I have been asked by the wonderful people at Metal Army to grace their website with some pearls of Oderus-wisdom, and even if they are thrown before swine, nonetheless I answer their call. So here goes.

The easiest thing for me to write about is of course…ME! And my band, GWAR (right?), and all the fudge-packed, dingleberry-dangling adventures that loom on our horizon. For as we begin to close in on the halfway point of GWAR’s two-year long, 25th Anniversary Slay-a-bration, there appears to be no let-up in the pace of our relentless, blood-soaked assault. First and foremost, in June of this year we are back on the road in America, playing all the beer-drenched shitholes that we somehow missed the first time around. The “Tertiary Tornado Tour” will also include stops at the Bonnaroo and Skatopia music festivals…and in fact they are more than just stops–we are actually playing! Then it’s off to Europe, then back to the U.S., then back to Europe again, then back to the U.S.(AGAIN!), all in support of GWAR’s latest masterpiece, “Lust in Space“, out now on Metal Blade Records (actually, it was out THEN as well…).

But that’s not all; in fact it’s not even half of all! Because while, during, before, AND after we are doing all that, GWAR will be in the recording studio (well, actually in some crack head’s basement…) working on our brand-new album. That’s right, do you think we are satisfied with the release of just ONE new album to celebrate a quarter century of GWAR? Well, we’re NOT, and we are already recording new tracks for a new album that is set to come out later this year. GWAR, those mother-loving molesters of metal, are back in 2010 with their heaviest album yet! Title? Don’t have one! Songs? Well, yes, just no words…) Theme? Not a clue, though it’s certain to be something horrible. It’s far too early to say…but I can tell you this–in a band like GWAR, there never is a shortage of subjects to write about. I mean hell, my dick is three feet long! So after our new album drops in the fall/winter, we shall wrap-up the year with yet another ass-smashing tour of the U.S. and Canada before we return to the solitude and splendor of our Antarctic stronghold to figure out whatever the hell we are up to next! Can I get a hurumph over here?

In the meantime, continue to follow my exploits as the only FOX official “Interplanetary Correspondent” on their late-night gabfest, Red Eye, hosted by the ever-adorable Greg Gutfeld. I’ve been on the show ten times now so I have pretty much ruled out the whole thing being some elaborate mistake. And now that the Crack-a-Thon (our first foray into the world of webTV) is history, we shall be expanding that frontier even further, and even though we lost millions that won’t stop us from pushing the webTV tip until GWAR TV is a 24-7 reality. So stay tuned to crackathon.tv for further developments.

One of the shadowy rumors lurching around the Slave-Pit is the re-awakening of an ancient GWAR tradition that used to happen once a year but for some reason stopped about 10 years ago. Well, we never forgot it, and we always longed for the fun we missed, so what the hell…let’s bring back the GWAR-B-Que! A chance to drink yourself silly, stuff your gullet with greasy flesh, and pass out in the hot sun, only to awake to a total stranger urinating on you. Ahhh…good times…so stay tuned for a time and a place–the GWAR-B-Que will be back this summer!

Well, that’s all for now, a brief overview of everything you need to know in order to properly worship GWAR in the coming months, years, and eons. Don’t be denied the sick fun you crave! Support this planets or any others sickest heavy metal band, the mighty GWAR, in their quest to destroy anything that we feel needs destroying…HAIL GWAR!

Euro Tour Dates

02.07. Hamburg – Markthalle (Germany)

03.07. Roitzschjora – With Full Force (Germany)

04.07. München – Backstage (Germany)

05.07. Vienna – Scene (Austria)

07.07. Zizers – Event Stage (Switzerland)

08.07. Lindau – Club Vaudeville (Germany)

09.07. Stuttgart – Röhre (Germany) 

10.07. La Bathie – Savoie Rock Festival (France)

11.07. Paris – Nouveau Casino (France)

12.07. Heidelberg – Halle 02 (Germany)

13.07. Aachen – Musikbunker (Germany)

14.07. Essen – Zeche Carl (Germany)

15.07. Leiden – LVC (Netherlands)

16.07. Dour – Dour Festival (Belgium)

17.07. Schloß Holte – Serengeti Festival (Germany) 

11.08. Budapest – Sziget Festival (Hungary)

12.08. Jaromer – Brutal Assault Festival (Czech Republic)

13.08. Augsburg – Kantine (Germany)

14.08. Ulft - Huntenpop (Netherlands)

15.08. Derby – Bloodstock (Great Britain)

17.08. Rostock – Mau Club (Germany)

18.08. Berlin – SO36 (Germany)

19.08. Saarbrücken – Garage (Germany)

20.08. Dinkelsbühl – Summer Breeze Festival (Germany)

21.08. Lierop – Nirwana Tuinfest (Netherlands)

US Tour Dates

Previously!

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European Tour Dates

02.07. Hamburg – Markthalle (Germany)
03.07. Roitzschjora – With Full Force (Germany)
04.07. München – Backstage (Germany) NEW!
05.07. Wien – Scene (Austria)
15.07. Leiden – LVC (Germany)
16.07. Dour – Dour Festival (Belgium)
11.08. Budapest – Sziget Festival (Hungery)
12.08. Jaromer – Brutal Assault Festival (Czech Republic)
14.08. Ulft - Huntenpop (Netherlands)
15.08. Derby – Bloodstock (Great Britain)
20.08. Dinckelsbrühl – Summer Breeze Festival (Germany)
21.08. Lierop – Nirwana Tuinfest (Netherlands)

--FROM THE DESK OF ODERUS URUNGUS
JANUARY 31th, 2010
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! WHAT FOLLOWS IS AN OFFICIAL TRANSMISSION FROM GWAR’S MIDDLE-LEVEL, NOT-SO-SECRET, HULKING ANTARCTIC FORTRESS OF ETERNAL JOY AND TORMENT—O.K. HERE IT IS! WHAT’S UP FREAKS, IT IS YOUR LORD AND MASTER, ODERUS URUNGUS, LEAD (AND REAR) SINGER OF THE WORLD’S (AND INDEED, ALL THINGS) FOREMOST SCHLOCK ROCK GROUP BAND SPLAT-TAK-U-LAR…THAT’S RIGHT---GWAR! AND AFTER SEVERAL WEEK’S OF CRACK-FUELED ORGIES (I.E. THE FALL/WINTER 2009 U.S. TOUR AND ALL THE SORDID ACTIVITIES THAT FOLLOWED IT), I HAVE JUST COME FROM A “HIGH” LEVEL MEETING WITH MY BAND BROTHERS AND ACTUALLY STARTED TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE GOING TO BE UP TO THIS YEAR, AND HOW YOU HUMAN FILTH (and slaves) CAN COME GAPE AT OUR AWESOMENESS!
WELL, THE OBVIOUS IS CLEAR. WE ARE CONTINUING OUR VERY SPECIAL TWO-YEAR LONG ANNIVERSARY “SLAY-A-BRATION” OF GWAR’S 25TH YEAR OF COMPLETE DOMINANCE OVER THIS MISERABLE PLANET. WE ARE ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH IT AND IT IS OUR SACRED DUTY TO CONTINUE WITH UNPARALELLED FURY UNTIL IT IS OVER! LUST IN SPACE SHALL BE THE CRY AS THE MIGHTY GWAR CONTINUES ITS DEFENSE OF THE PLANET EARTH FROM THE FORCES OF CARDINAL SYN, THROUGHOUT THE TEEMING CITIES OF MAN AND MAGGOT KIND! SO LOOK FOR GWAR TO RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES IN LATE SPRING, BRINGING DESTRUCTION TO ALL WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD BEEN SPARED, AND CULMINATIING WITH A BLOOD-FEAST OF DRACU-LESQUE PROPORTION AT A HUGE FESTIVAL THAT AT THIS MOMENT CANNOT BE NAMED (BUT HERE’S A HINT—IT STARTS WITH A B!)
THAT’S RIGHT GWAR IS PLAYING AT YET ANOTHER MAJOR FESTIVAL AND THIS TIME IT’S (cannot make official announcement yet…)! GWAR IS SET TO CLOSE THE NIGHT AFTER A HOST OF AMAZING BANDS (INCLUDING MY FAVE, CLUTCH) HAVE DRIVEN THE HUMANS INTO A ORGIASTIC FRENZY, JUST AS THE DEATH LEGIONS OF CARDINAL SYN DESCEND FROM ABOVE AND GWAR TAKES THE STAGE, HOOF, NAIL AND CLAW!!!
AND THE SUMMER SHOWS NO LET-UP AS GWAR RETURNS TO EUROPE WITH SOME OF THE BIGGEST MASS-SLAYINGS YET. NOT IN THE WHOLE OF EUROPES BLOOD-DRENCHED HISTORY WILL YOU FIND SUCH A HIDEOUS GATHERING OF DAMNED SOULS AS YOU WILL WHEN YOU WITNESS GWAR THIS SUMMER IN EUROPE!!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!

02.07. Hamburg – Markthalle (Germany) NEW

03.07. Roitzschjora – With Full Force (Germany)

16.07. Dour – Dour Festival (Belgium)

12.08. Jaromer – Brutal Assault Festival (Czech Republic)

14.08. Ulft - Huntenpop (Netherlands)

15.08. Derby – Bloodstock (Great Britain)

20.08. Dinckelsbrühl – Summer Breeze Festival (Germany) NEW

21.08. Lierop – Nirwana Tuinfest (Netherland)

OUR RUTHLESS EXTERMINATION OF ALL LIFE SHALL BE CONTINUED AFTER WE HAVE DRIVEN THE FORCES OF CARDINAL SYN (WHO IS AN ASSHOLE) BACK INTO THE INKY ABYSS! AND AS WE SLAY, WE CELEBRATE 25 YEARS OF DEBAUCHERY, DEPRAVITY, AND ENTERTAINMENT WITH THE WORLD’S FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON ALL THAT…FUCKING GWAR!
LOOK FOR A SLEW OF BOTH COMMERATIVE AND COMPLETELY FRESH PROJECTS BIRTHING FROM OUR DISEASED WOMBS THROUGHOUT THIS TIME…THOUGH I CAN GIVE YOU NO FRESH CLUES I CAN TELL YOU THAT SEVERAL BONER-FIED PROJECTS ARE IN THE OFFING, STUFF SO GOOD YOU WILL CREAM BLOOD OUT OF YOUR EYES. MORE DETAILS WILL BE COMING WHEN WE FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT! IN THE MEANTIME, RAPE AN ANIMAL FOR CHRIST, AND YOUR MOM DOESN’T COUNT. BECAUSE I CHOPPED OFF HER FINGERS!
--oderus