This is it! The OFFICIAL PERSONAL HOMEPAGE of that most
malevolent midget mutilator, ODERUS URUNGUS,
lead throat-thing of the most dangerous band on this or any other planet--


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As the "cream" of the metal world began to awake from the orgy of booze and drugs that followed last night's Golden Gods Awards, GWAR fans everywhere rejoiced as the two-time Grammy losing shock rock masters did not lose to Sevendust. Lead Singer's Oderus Urungus' promise to have sex with anybody who voted for GWAR (who were up against Rammstein, Sevendust, Iron Maiden, Megadeth and Avenged Sevenfold in the category "best live show") apparently succeeded in garnering the band enough votes for Oderus to immediately begin bragging about. Said the warty front-fag-

"Sure Rammstein won, so what? The important thing is that we did not lose to Avenged Sevendust. They didn't win, so we didn't lose."

When questioned further about his apparent complete lack of understanding even what the other bands names were, Oderus completely ignored the question.

"I will now go on an immediate fuck-finding expedition where I will personally reward everyone who voted for us with a violent load. I will go anal in the Aleutians, missionary in Mississippi, plus I will fuck the Presidents dog on the White House lawn. This may take some time as I have to wait for as long as 38 seconds between erections. Because of this, I will be completely ignoring all of my other responsibilities, most notably the Crack-a-Thon, which will be rescheduled some time later this year."

The Crack-a-Thon,'s live, web-streaming fund-raiser (to raise money for drugs), had originally been set for June 3rd, but will instead will moved to sometime in September, the date to be announced soon.

In other GWAR happenings, the band has been included as part Rue Morgue’s “Hymns From the House of Horror II”  This is an annual compilation put out by Rue Morgue magazine “featuring the latest earworms to haunt your soul”.  Get more info at






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Slave Pit Inc., the production company responsible for not only GWAR but a bevy of other side-and-ear-splitting acts of deviance, is venturing into the worlds of both episodic comedy and internet funding, while enlisting some of the biggest and most infamous names in the metal scene to do it. Slave Pit has started their month-long Kickstarter campaign in order to raise funds for the production of a new episode of "The Blood Vomits".

Set in a violent medieval world, "The Blood Vomits" tells the tale of Mad Dog, Nails, and their friend, Father Macgregor, as they rape and pillage their way into your hearts. The series creators hope to use the Kickstarter web site to secure funding for the project.

"We have set a goal of $5000.00, and have one month to reach it," said Mike Derks, series producer. "If we can't raise that we don't get squat. If we do, we make the episode. If we get more than the goal, we build more fucked up puppets to kill and have sex with each other."

The voices for the three lead roles, Mad Dog, Nails, and Father Macgregor, are provided by three of the top metal singers in today's scene, GWAR's Oderus Urungus, Lamb of God's Randy Blythe and Municipal Waste's Tony Foresta.

You must help Slave Pit continue to produce the sick shit you crave, so simply go to and check out the trailer blurb for the Blood Vomits Kickstarter drive. There are even different levels of patronage that can get you everything from your name in the credits to a phone call from Oderus Urungus himself...that is if you really want that.

Everybody’s favorite intergalactic metal-mass-serial killers GWAR today announced the official dates for two of the year’s biggest events on the GWAR calendar—the Crack-a-Thon and the GWAR-B-Q!
On June 3rd, 2011, GWAR lead singer and media darling Oderus Urungus returns as your host for the Crack-a-Thon! He will be joined by his host Balsac, the Jaws of Death (who insists he is also a full host), on June 3rd, 2011, 10:00 pm E.S.T., streaming LIVE on from Alleykatz in Richmond, Va.! Whew! This year’s show will feature a star-speckled line-up of local and not-so local celebrities, notorious roust-abouts, and a slew of surprise GWAR character appearances, video's, and public beheadings. And all in front of a large and drunken studio audience!

Crackathon Turnout
(Amazing turnout for last year’s Crack-a-Thon)
"If they won't let me be on TV, I'll just make my own show", Oderus was quoted as saying.
So check in at and join the social network as we countdown to the event, announce the special guests and prepare you for the interweb event of the year!
But there was more news from Slave Pit was announced (now) that the GWAR-B-Q has officially been set for August 27th, 2011! That's right, what was re-born last summer shall live again as the GWAR-B-Q returns! There is no word yet on the location or bands but the event is expected to mutate mightily in the hot summer sun. 
GWARBQ Choice Cuts
(Bohabs prepare their favorite cuts at last year’s GWAR-B-Q)
Check out and join the countdown to this year’s GWAR-B-Q, and to witness last year's GWAR-B-Q madness!
In even more GWAR news, Metal Sucks today posted the latest in the "Ask Oderus" series, where GWAR fans get to do just that...and Oderus actually answers...sorta...check it out at


Oderus Urungus has taken the unprecedented step of pledging sex with anyone who votes for GWAR to win the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods award for Best Live Performance. GWAR is up against industry mega-weights like Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Megadeth and Sevendust.
"Our show is reality...we don't know what you mean by live performance...we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best---luring you to your death with our mutant metal--and then slaughtering you! Don't let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!!"
But as an added "perk" Oderus has pledged that anybody who votes for GWAR will receive a sexual act of some kind...once again it's better to let Oderus speak for himself.
"I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don't want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy....won't kill ya though...want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers."
Fans can vote at
Balsac the Jaws of Death, GWAR's steel-faced guitarist had this to say about his lead singers latest desperate attempt to get publicity.
"Oderus having sex with the fans behind the dumpster is nothing to brag about. It happens all the time. But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us..."

In other GWAR news, it has been confirmed that the Crack-a-thon will return this year on June 3rd live from Alleykatz in Richmond, VA with hosts Oderus Urungus and Balsac the Jaws of Death. The countdown to the Crack-a thon is on visit more info. In addition to the Crack-a-thon, August 27th has been confirmed as the date for this year's GWAR-B-Q. Visit for the countdown clock and more info


Oderus PETA

Oderus tapped as spokesman in "alternative fur" campaign

Intergalactic heavy-metal warlords GWAR and fellow all-caps organization PETA2 have announced (or, actually, are announcing right now...) yet another alliance aimed at the furtherance of animal rights, namely an animal's right as a superior species to not have his skin ripped of him to make clothing for inferior humans, unless of course GWAR decides different. This message shall be imparted to the human race through the production of another GWAR/PETA video, in follow-up to last years "Fight Humans Not Dogs" piece (see it here )

This wildly successful infomercial resulted in more humans fighting than ever before, and was nominated for a "Peggy", which is basically the "Oscar" of infomercials, eventually losing to Billy Mays, who accepted posthumously.

Billy Mays

Billy Mays - his heart exploded

PETA2's Dan Shannon, Director of Youth Outreach and Campaigns, had this to say--"PETA is thrilled to be working with GWAR to raise awareness about the cruel ways that animals raised for their fur are treated. Like our previous collaboration with them, Fight Humans Not Animals, this collaboration will aim to turn a few heads"

GWAR's Oderus Urungus "said" this-- "GWAR is titillated to be working with GWAR, in this, the latest thing that GWAR is doing. We'll be providing the humans with an alternative to animal fur, and also helping improve the hygiene of this country's vast prison industry, in a collaboration that is sure to rip off a few heads." 

The video is set to begin production at GWAR's shadowy "Slave Pit" next month. GWAR is currently wrapping up the North American leg of their "Bloody Tour of Horror" with a spate of shows on the east coast of the U.S.A. Catch GWAR in their last U.S. shows as their Two-year long 25th (now into it's 26th) Anniversary "Slay-a-Bration" comes to its corpse-choked conclusion!

To make matters worse, once again it is time for Metal Sucks semi-regular opportunity for you to "Ask Oderus...Again", as everybody's favorite front-thing will respond to all manner of asinine inquiries! Entreat, cajole, or just play "stump the asshole". Just make sure you "Ask Oderus"...right here! Only the top ten questions will be used so think hard!

GWAR's latest masterpiece "Bloody Pit of Horror" is in stores on now and you can also purchase it on the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at:




Everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed, crack-smoking and baby-eating alien is making his return to New York City. That's right, Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR, will be in the Big Apple not only to appear on a bevy of T.V. and radio shows, but actually mingle with the human race in the more social setting of a Greenwich Village bar.

"My interaction with the human race is usually confined to crushing skulls and consuling rape-victims", said Oderus. "This is something new for me."

Oderus and the boys are frequent visitors to the city that also is rumored to harbor the headquarters of GWAR manager and shadowy crime mogul Sleazy P. Martini. Just last month GWAR played to their faithful maggots the day after Christmas, bringing with them the blizzard of 2010.  Scores of GWAR fans froze to death as their blood-drenched clothing froze solid upon exiting the show.  

Now the mighty Oderus is returning to New York City, and woe upon those who do not come party with him! Wednesday January 19 from 7-10 PM the ever affable host extraordinaire, Oderus Urungus, will be showing his warty face (and the rest of him) at “The Bloody Pit of Horror Happy Hour”, which takes place Idle Hands Bar in New York City.  Idle Hands is located at 25 Avenue B, downstairs b/t 2nd and 3rd streets in the Village.  Drink specials include $5 bloody beers and $5 bloody shots.  The event will also serve as a release party for the new GWAR picture disc LP versions of “Lust in Space” and “Bloody Pit of Horror”.  Oderus cannot wait to booze it up with the human filth of the tri-state area.

“I can’t wait to booze up with the human filth of the tri-state area,” he said.

After a brief return home to their hulking Antarctic stronghold, intergalactic murder-machines GWAR are returning to the U.S. for one final spurt of touring before doing whatever the hell they are up to after that. The Lords and Masters of this world apparently tired of abusing penguins and are ready to return to the surface world and begin the homestretch towards the conclusion of their seemingly endless 25th Anniversary "Slay-a-Bration", which has now grown to encompass their 26th year of rebirth on Earth from the icy prison that for centuries had been their fate. When will GWAR stop celebrating their 25th anniversary?  Only one warty front-thing can say for certain.  Oderus was reached for comment at his command bunker located deep beneath the GWARFortress, where he took a break from his undead re-creation of the Battle of Stalingrad to chime in about the campaign of continuing idiocy and destruction GWARplans on schleping to you, the faithful human scum.

"It's seems we were about 8000 zombies short of our goal, which was to fill every hull of our Skumdog War Fleet with blood-mad slavering zombie shock-soldiers. So we decided to come back to the U.S., re-open the Bloody Pit, and mutate some more of our helpless followers. Then we shall invade the very heart of the galaxy with our infected hatred and lust for war against all things alive. That and party."

The new GWARdates are as follows: 
Thu/Feb-17 Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theatre
Fri/Feb-18 Allentown PA @ Crocodile Rock  
Sat/Feb-19 Millvale PA @ Mr. Smalls Theatre 
Sun/Feb-20 Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg  
Mon/Feb-21 Syracuse, NY @ Westcott Theater  
Tue/Feb-22 Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground  
Wed/Feb-23 Providence, RI @ Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
Thu/Feb-24 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
Fri/Feb-25 Richmond, VA @ The National

In other GWARrelated news, Metal Blade Records has announced the release dates for the vinyl versions of both GWAR's "Lust and Space" and "Bloody Pit of Horror".

"Lust in Space" is being released on January 18 and it is a picture disc with a gatefold sleeve. 

Lust In Space Discs

"Bloody Pit of Horror" will be released on February 15 and it is a picture disc with a die cut gatefold 

Bloody Pit of Horror Discs

Who would have guessed that everyone's favorite bellicose bass player Beefcake the Mighty had a soft side?  When he's not out singing about or actually beating things to death, the rotund one has volunteered for Bloody to offer his advice to the lovelorn.  Check out Beefcake's first column at:

GWAR's latest masterpiece "Bloody Pit of Horror" is in stores on now and you can also purchase it on the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at: The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from both and, and pre-orders for "Bloody Pit of Horror" on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate "Bloody Pit" package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12x12 autographed cover print! (While supplies last or until GWAR decides to start using the prints as rolling papers…whichever comes first)



Halloween 2010


Every year on Halloween, GWAR takes to the stage to put on a spectacle that only certain fans in certain cities have gotten to witness.  But this year, GWAR is giving human scum across the globe with the chance to watch their Halloween show streaming live from The Rave/Eagle’s Club in Milwaukee.  The event will be a Pay Per View extravaganza and is scheduled to kick of at 11:00 PM Eastern Halloween night.  Make sure to head over to to sign up for the Pay Per View event of a lifetime today!

Tickets for this exclusive stream are $2.99 if you order before October 15, $3.99 if you order between October 16-30 and $4.99 the day of the broadcast., is the online entertainment source for The Rave / Eagles Club, well known as one of America’s most haunted live entertainment complexes. most recently streamed live concerts from Shinedown, Underoath, Benny Benassi, DevilDriver, Epica, Vader and others.  These webcasts have been seen by over 100,000 people in over one hundred countries. 



Contacted at a recent midget-juggling festival, held at an undisclosed (and completely fictitious) location, GWAR lead singer Oderus Urungus screamed what sounded like "Bllllaaauuggh", before launching himself into a nearby Jagermeister display. Later, when fully conscious, the warty one sounded off about the Internet, inter-species dating, and golf, all in complete gibberish.

When he finally gave us a workable quote, it sounded something like this--

"People don't understand how much money we are contractually obligated to waste everyday. That money has got to come from somewhere so we grind it out of our fans. Now if you are telling me that there is a way to do that without ever having to leave the city of Milwaukee? This Interwebnet fascinates me no end!"

In other GWAR news, the band has announced that they will be performing for the first time on network television on October 28th, when they take to the stage on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”.  The shows airs 12:35 Eastern and the band will be tearing through their new single “Zombies, March!”


This past weekend syndicated radio show “Chaos With Full Metal Jackie” premiered the track “Gathering of Ghouls” from GWAR’s upcoming new album.  For more information check out premiered the first single from “Bloody Pit of Horror” “Zombies March!”  Check it out at:

GWAR’s latest masterpiece “Bloody Pit of Horror” will be in stores on November 9th, but you can pre-order your copy today from the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at: The landing page includes all current tour dates, GWAR footage from BOTH and, and pre-orders for “Bloody Pit of Horror” on CD, a GWAR t-shirt, or the ultimate “Bloody Pit” package that includes the CD, the GWAR t-shirt, and a 12x12 autographed cover print!

Catch GWAR on the "Bloody Tour Of Horror", with The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp:

10/14 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
10/15 - Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights
10/16 - Worcester, MA @ The Palladium - Rock N Shock Festival*
10/17 - Montreal, QC @ Theatre Telus
10/19 - Moncton, NB @ Club Oxygen
10/20 - Halifax, NS @ The New Palace
10/22 - Quebec City, QC @ Theatre Imperial
10/23 - Toronto, ON @ Opera House
10/24 - Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall
10/26 - Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
10/27 - Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
10/29 - Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
10/30 - Detroit, MI @ Harpo's
10/31 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11/2 - Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
11/3 - Little Rock, AR @ The Village
11/4 - New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
11/5 - Houston, TX @ House of Blues
11/6 - Austin, TX @ Waterloo Park*
11/8 - Lawrence, KS @ Granada
11/9 - Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom
11/10 - Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater
11/11 - Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theater
11/12 - Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
11/13 - Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theater
11/14 - Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theater
11/15 - San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
11/16 - West Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues
11/17 - Ventura, CA @ Majestic Ventura Theater
11/18 - Chico, CA @ Senator Theater
11/19 - Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
11/20 - Bend, OR @ Midtown Music Hall
11/21 - San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
11/22 - Pomona, CA @ The Glass House Concert Hall
11/24 - Magna, UT @ The Great Salt Air
11/26 - Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
11/27 - Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
11/28 - Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo
11/29 - Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
12/1 - Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre
12/2 - Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
12/3 - Regina, SK @ Riddell Centre
12/4 - Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick Centre
12/6 - Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze

*Denotes Festival Date




12/10 - Auckland, New Zealand @ ASB Showgrounds

12/12 - Perth, Australia @ Arena Joondalup

12/15 - Adelaide, Australia @ Adelaide Entertainment Centre

12/17 - Melbourne, Australia @ Melbourne Showgrounds

12/18 - Sydney, Australia @ The Entertainment Quarter Moore Park

12/19 - Brisbane, New Zealand @ RNA Showgrounds