"THE BLOOD VOMITS" - ANIMATED COMEDY SERIES SET TO MAKE KICKSTARTER DEBUT

WILL FEATURE VOICES BY MEMBERS OF GWAR, LAMB OF GOD, AND MUNICIPAL WASTE
Slave Pit Inc., the production company responsible for not only GWAR but a bevy of other side-and-ear-splitting acts of deviance, is venturing into the worlds of both episodic comedy and internet funding, while enlisting some of the biggest and most infamous names in the metal scene to do it. Slave Pit has started their month-long Kickstarter campaign in order to raise funds for the production of a new episode of "The Blood Vomits".

Set in a violent medieval world, "The Blood Vomits" tells the tale of Mad Dog, Nails, and their friend, Father Macgregor, as they rape and pillage their way into your hearts. The series creators hope to use the Kickstarter web site to secure funding for the project.

"We have set a goal of $5000.00, and have one month to reach it," said Mike Derks, series producer. "If we can't raise that we don't get squat. If we do, we make the episode. If we get more than the goal, we build more fucked up puppets to kill and have sex with each other."

The voices for the three lead roles, Mad Dog, Nails, and Father Macgregor, are provided by three of the top metal singers in today's scene, GWAR's Oderus Urungus, Lamb of God's Randy Blythe and Municipal Waste's Tony Foresta.

You must help Slave Pit continue to produce the sick shit you crave, so simply go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/balsac/the-blood-vomits-a-very-good-man and check out the trailer blurb for the Blood Vomits Kickstarter drive. There are even different levels of patronage that can get you everything from your name in the credits to a phone call from Oderus Urungus himself...that is if you really want that.

GWAR RETURNS FROM ARCTIC SLUMBER WITH CRACK-A-THON AND
GWAR-B-Q ANNOUNCEMENTS
Everybody’s favorite intergalactic metal-mass-serial killers GWAR today announced the official dates for two of the year’s biggest events on the GWAR calendar—the Crack-a-Thon and the GWAR-B-Q!
On June 3rd, 2011, GWAR lead singer and media darling Oderus Urungus returns as your host for the Crack-a-Thon! He will be joined by his host Balsac, the Jaws of Death (who insists he is also a full host), on June 3rd, 2011, 10:00 pm E.S.T., streaming LIVE on http://www.crackathon.com from Alleykatz in Richmond, Va.! Whew! This year’s show will feature a star-speckled line-up of local and not-so local celebrities, notorious roust-abouts, and a slew of surprise GWAR character appearances, video's, and public beheadings. And all in front of a large and drunken studio audience!

(Amazing turnout for last year’s Crack-a-Thon)
"If they won't let me be on TV, I'll just make my own show", Oderus was quoted as saying.
So check in at http://www.crackathon.com and join the gwar.tv social network as we countdown to the event, announce the special guests and prepare you for the interweb event of the year!
But there was more news from Slave Pit today...it was announced (now) that the GWAR-B-Q has officially been set for August 27th, 2011! That's right, what was re-born last summer shall live again as the GWAR-B-Q returns! There is no word yet on the location or bands but the event is expected to mutate mightily in the hot summer sun. 

(Bohabs prepare their favorite cuts at last year’s GWAR-B-Q)
Check out http://www.gwarbq.com/ and join the countdown to this year’s GWAR-B-Q, and to witness last year's GWAR-B-Q madness!
In even more GWAR news, Metal Sucks today posted the latest in the "Ask Oderus" series, where GWAR fans get to do just that...and Oderus actually answers...sorta...check it out at http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/03/21/ask-oderus-answers-questions-about-your-mom-a-gwar-video-game-and-the-human-centipede/

GWAR FRONT MAN PLEDGES SEX TO FANS IN RETURN FOR VOTES

Oderus Urungus has taken the unprecedented step of pledging sex with anyone who votes for GWAR to win the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods award for Best Live Performance. GWAR is up against industry mega-weights like Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Megadeth and Sevendust.
"Our show is reality...we don't know what you mean by live performance...we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best---luring you to your death with our mutant metal--and then slaughtering you! Don't let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half show......vote for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!!"
But as an added "perk" Oderus has pledged that anybody who votes for GWAR will receive a sexual act of some kind...once again it's better to let Oderus speak for himself.
"I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don't want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy....won't kill ya though...want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers."
Fans can vote at http://www.revolvermag.com/beta/goldengods/voting
Balsac the Jaws of Death, GWAR's steel-faced guitarist had this to say about his lead singers latest desperate attempt to get publicity.
"Oderus having sex with the fans behind the dumpster is nothing to brag about. It happens all the time. But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us..."

In other GWAR news, it has been confirmed that the Crack-a-thon will return this year on June 3rd live from Alleykatz in Richmond, VA with hosts Oderus Urungus and Balsac the Jaws of Death. The countdown to the Crack-a thon is on visit http://www.crackathon.com more info. In addition to the Crack-a-thon, August 27th has been confirmed as the date for this year's GWAR-B-Q. Visit http://www.gwarbq.com for the countdown clock and more info

GWAR AND PETA2 TO ONCE AGAIN JOIN FORCES TO MAKE RIDICULOUS VIDEO

Oderus tapped as spokesman in "alternative fur" campaign

Intergalactic heavy-metal warlords GWAR and fellow all-caps organization PETA2 have announced (or, actually, are announcing right now...) yet another alliance aimed at the furtherance of animal rights, namely an animal's right as a superior species to not have his skin ripped of him to make clothing for inferior humans, unless of course GWAR decides different. This message shall be imparted to the human race through the production of another GWAR/PETA video, in follow-up to last years "Fight Humans Not Dogs" piece (see it here http://blog.peta2.com/2010/04/gwar_says_fight_humans_not_dogs.html )

This wildly successful infomercial resulted in more humans fighting than ever before, and was nominated for a "Peggy", which is basically the "Oscar" of infomercials, eventually losing to Billy Mays, who accepted posthumously.

Billy Mays - his heart exploded

PETA2's Dan Shannon, Director of Youth Outreach and Campaigns, had this to say--"PETA is thrilled to be working with GWAR to raise awareness about the cruel ways that animals raised for their fur are treated. Like our previous collaboration with them, Fight Humans Not Animals, this collaboration will aim to turn a few heads"

GWAR's Oderus Urungus "said" this-- "GWAR is titillated to be working with GWAR, in this, the latest thing that GWAR is doing. We'll be providing the humans with an alternative to animal fur, and also helping improve the hygiene of this country's vast prison industry, in a collaboration that is sure to rip off a few heads." 

The video is set to begin production at GWAR's shadowy "Slave Pit" next month. GWAR is currently wrapping up the North American leg of their "Bloody Tour of Horror" with a spate of shows on the east coast of the U.S.A. Catch GWAR in their last U.S. shows as their Two-year long 25th (now into it's 26th) Anniversary "Slay-a-Bration" comes to its corpse-choked conclusion!

To make matters worse, once again it is time for Metal Sucks semi-regular opportunity for you to "Ask Oderus...Again", as everybody's favorite front-thing will respond to all manner of asinine inquiries! Entreat, cajole, or just play "stump the asshole". Just make sure you "Ask Oderus"...right here! Only the top ten questions will be used so think hard!http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/09/ask-oderus-returns-again/

GWAR's latest masterpiece "Bloody Pit of Horror" is in stores on now and you can also purchase it on the official GWAR page on the Metal Blade Records website at:http://www.metalblade.com/gwar.